Description
- CLEAN CCKS ARE HAPPY CCKS Crusty Cck Wipes are a revolution in rooster maintenance technology. Dont let a crusty cck spoil your chances of happiness.
- HANDY AND PRIZE CCK APPROVED A pack of Crusty Cck Wipes is the go-to solution for sticky situations when surprises pop up. Just pull out the discreet, travel-size pack and take care of any unfortunate messes before the hens start clucking.
- HILARIOUS GAG GIFT FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY Inspiring unexpected fits of laughter brightens everyones day. Surprise someone with this hilarious package of Crusty Rooster Wipes, and the room is sure to explode with laughter.
- A HEALTHY DOSE OF ROOSTER HUMOR Not only is this funny gift for men sure to catch your friends off guard and have them rolling, theyre also awesome moist wipes. No pain, all gain.
- A FUNNY FARM GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION: Crusty Cck Wipes are a hilariously surprising addition to gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or care packages. Theyre also perfect for Secret Santa gifts or White Elephant Gift Exchanges.
Crusty Cck Wipes
Farmer Wadslinger has been on a mission to combat the unsightly rank rooster phenomenon which has been plaguing barnyards for centuries. Finally, he had a revolutionary breakthrough that will change the lives of roosters and those who love them forever Crusty Cck Wipes!
Crusty Cck Wipes are your first defense against funky rooster-related messes. Bust out your package and show those cooties whos boss!
Funny Rooster Gift for Proud, Prize Rooster
Crusty Cck Wipes are perfect for anyone who could use a laugh-out-loud surprise on any occasion or for no special reason at all. This crazy friend gift for adults is a weird stocking stuffer, fun white elephant idea, Secret Santa gift, or silly addition to birthday gift bags, care packages, or Easter baskets for adults.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY KEEP AWAY FROM ROOSTERS